We are the Imortal Weapons, champions of the seven cities of Heaven!
I am Fat Cobra! My size and strength is only outclassed by my speed!I am the Bride Of Nine Spiders! My heart pumps the coldest blood imaginable, and horrors inconceivable to mortal men.
I'm the Prince Of Orphans! I can turn my body into mist, and slaughter armies alone!
HOLY SHIT, THE IMORTAL WEAPONS ARE SEVEN KINDS OF BADASS!!! Hey Ironfist, what do you do?
I punch stuff very hard!
... Very, VERY hard!
... Cool, I guess...