I have god-like powers
Many see me as a monster.
And even though I just want to help, I end up hunted by those I wish to protect.
But I always take the role as the hero in the end, no mater what anyone thinks of me.
.... AAAAAND is the cause of property damage for thousands of dollars.
What the heck, man?! I bought the same story five times in a row!?
Ain't I a stinker?