I hereby declare this an "Heroic Age", a new and brighter age where heroes act like heroes again. In this new golden age, we, the Avengers, will...
Fight Wonder Man.
Put the blame Iron Man for stuff.
Lie and manipulate a bunch of mentally damaged teenagers.
And I will be an even bigger hypocrite than usual, and become a member of the Illuminati.
And what else will happen in this OH SO HEROIC age of your, Rogers? You will make Maria Hill the leader of the Avengers?
.... Well, yes.
... I WAS JOKING, DAMMIT!!!
Red She-Hulk! We are Machine Man and Nikola Tesla. And we want you to prevent a future where super-soldiers destroys the earth!
Sure thing! I have a cunning plan...
STOP BEING ASSHOLES, ASSHOLES!!!
... Nicely done, Red She-Hulk! Now, the army is going to mass-produce super-soldiers sooner than expected! AND you killed a man, which makes you a wanted criminal, and the Avengers are going to arrest you! CONCTRATS!
... Betty did bad.
Shark-jumping to the rescue!
