Ultimate Fantastic Four: Doom in 5 panels.

You shall feel my wrath, Reed Richards. I, Victor Van Damme, Will personalla-

WAIT! Hold on, stop, time out... Your name... is Damn?

... Well, that's not how it's spelled, but yes, that's how it's pronounced. Why?

Oh, no reason, besides that it sounds freaking stupid! Why would Bendis change the name of one of the most beloved/hated villains in comic history?!

Perhaps making a more likely last-name than Doom?

Oh, PLEASE! That name is even more villain-stereotypically than Doom! He might as well have named you Count Dracula!

Actually, I'm a late ascendant of Dracula.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!! Now you REALLY ARE a silly comic-villain! You might as well walk around with a tophat and a mustache to twirl!

Dude, relax! Aren't you suppose to summarize the comic?

I don't give a Damme anymore!