Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Blackest Night in 5 panels.

Suck it, Marvel Zombies!
Oh, COME ON! I were king of the seas for like, 5 minutes!!!
Taste the rainbow, motherfuckers!!!
Anyone else who has a OH SO FUNNY fish joke they wanna tell? Anyone?
We are now alive again!
But the most of us are going to die again.
So we can be reviewed as element-creatures.
So we can become the new Swamp Thing and fight the old Swamp Thing, that aren't the real one, who is now a black lantern, and then be restored to our real form, except for Hawkgirl who is still Swamp Thing.

... um...

Screw this! Were is my Rise Of Eclipso comic?
(but seriously, Blackest Night is good, but the tie-ins are better.)

1 comment:

  1. Panel One: AHHHHHHHHHH
    Panel Two: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEMMMMMMMPPPPEEEEESSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! *sniffle snaffle* My poor smexy sea boy... ;( ;( ;(
    Panel Three: SKITTLE GODS! Truly, the heroes we all deserve.
    Panel Four: ... wat.
    Panel Five: FUCK. YOU. TEMPEST IS STILL DEAD. SCREW YOU ALL! *shoots all of them* (Also do you have a grudge against Hawkgirl or was Swamp Thing actually her for a bit?)

    .... yeeeaaaahhhhh, Panel Two is why I hate this comic. And also Damage dying but that's a rant for another post.