I will use this enchanted shoes to transform from a ten year old to a grown woman. I'm sure nothing bad will happen!
... Oh, poopie!
I'm the most powerful sorceress in the world.
But in theory, I'm a bug exterminator... huh...
Sango smells nice. I'm going to make her the mother of my children.
I'm about to die, but I can do it as a happy man, knowing I found true love in Ran, the most amazing woman I have ever met.
...Um, sorry dude. She's ten.
... Son of a bitch...