Justice League Of America; The Tornado's Path in 5 panels

Screw the candidates we used forever to discus however should join the team or not. 

Being part of the League is the bestest thing EVAH!

I'm Pinocchio on steroids!

Every time I start to cry, take a drink.

 Did we mention how great the League is?

I'm the new leader of the Justice League!

Why?

Because; shut up!