BUT, I have now tried to improve it a bit. If you want to see the original disaster, you can see it here
Here is the, hopefully, better version:
Hey, I'm Alex Luthor. I'm here because Johns couldn't make up a new villain.
We are second-stringers! Blink and you will miss us!
... Is Alex compensating for something?
Die, expendable characters! DIE!!!
We will disappear for a year, come back, and all of our mistakes will be forgotten.