Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Flash Rebirth in 5 panels.

You have waited for years, but its finally here: The secret origin of Barry Allen's bow-tie!
Look at me, guys! One hand!
Up your, continuity!
Up yours even more!
I'm not sure if this could get any worse.

... Dear lord, it did.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Earth 2; The Gathering in 5 panels.

Take THAT, Swamp Thing!... Um, I mean Grundy!
I'm on the moon... If i weren't so pissed it would be awesome.
We did good today, Green Lantern. Join me and Hawkgirl, and we can form a society of...
Adios bendejos!
What the heck am i wearing?

(By the way; I like Earth 2)

Waezi2 Halloween reading part 8

Still going (for better or worse).
Vampires are awesome! Well, except for the sparkly pricks from Twilight. And it's not really Halloween without vampires. So read "Captain Britain And MI13: Vampire State". Its about vampires conquering England. WHAT MORE DO I NEED TO SAY?! And it's not very often we read about something as odd and awesome as a Muslim superhero with the sword Excalibur.
Not enough? Blade is part of the story too.
Speaking of Marvel...
Sin, the new Red Skull and daughter to the first one, has unleash an old Asgardian god named Serpent, who now want revenge on Odin who imprisoned him thousand of years ago. But he needs to restore his powers first, and for that, he needs fear. By summoning eight hammers, he makes eight of the most powerful beings on the planet(including the Jugganaught, Hulk and Thing) into mad gods, who spreads chaos and destruction everywere they go.
Fear Itself is an epic tale about the heroes of Marvel facing a more traditional tread, instead of beating the snort out of each other. And it has some pretty badass moments from the Marvel trinity(Cap, Iron Man and Thor). Do yourself a favor: READ IT!

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Waezi2 Halloween reading part 7

Well, I'm almost out of Halloween books, but I have a few more to recommend.
Remember when I told you that the Arkham Asylum tie-in to "Battle Of The Cowl" was the second most unpleasant Arkham story I have ever read? Well, here is number one: Arkham Reborn!
After the destruction of the original asylum, Arkham have now been rebuild, and is better than ever. Some of the patients are actually making progress. To bad that wont last for weary long, since the Black Mask has plans of his own...
Arkham Reborn is a three issue miniseries about how a small spark of hope ends up being gunned down, stabbed, drowned, then ripped to pieces, and shoved inside a sack full of scorpions. DON'T MISS IT!!!
Underworld Unleashed is a three part story about a demonic like being named Neron, who claims to be the devil himself (so does five other guys...). He abducts all the bad guys of the DCU and offers them a deal: their hearts desire in exchange of their mortal soul. This gives a lot of the baddies a serious upgrade, and they start to run amok all over the world. All part of Neron’s plan to make the world one hell of a place. And he doesn't stop with villain. He even offer heroes the opportunity to make a contract with him. And surprisingly many does so...
Underworld Unleashed is awesome. It is one of my favorite Mark Waid comics, and my favorite event comic of all time. And hey, what is Halloween without at least one story about Satan?
So go! Find it! Buy it!! READ IT!!! Sell your soul, if necessary!

That's all for now. See ya!

Invincible issue 0-100 in 5 panels.

... I need a drink!!!

Makes two of us.

(But seriously, Invincible is a excellent comic-book series, but DEAR GOD, it can be depressing!)

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Waezi2 Halloween reading part 6

Here are the review of the day. Starting with my favorite Blackest Night tie-in.
Imagine this: All-american small town attacked by zombies. Carnage everywhere in this ones so peaceful little town. Can it be more terrifying than that?
With the emotion- manipulating Psycho-Pirate as one of the overpowered zombies: NO!
The story's writer is James Robinson, a great writer, even though he wrote the abomination that is Cry For Justice. One of the stories greatest strengths is, that Robinson clearly understand the nature of the Black Lantern rings ability to "see" emotions and use it to it's fullest potential in this three issue mini-series. One problem COULD be that the choice of zombie to haunt Superman(in this case, the Golden Age Superman from Earth 2) is not as emotional as the other Black Lanterns. Dick Grayson meets his parents, Beast Boy his evil girlfriend, Wonder Woman the man she killed, but Superman... face his parallel earth version... It's well written, with GA Sups reminding Clark what he could have been and never will be capable of, but it's not as strong as the other Black Lantern.
But it's still a very good story. Thumbs up!
Adam Strange, Animal Man and Starfire. This three heroes who couldn't be more different, makes somehow a great team. After being lost in space for almost a year, this three heroes are finally home. So... what now? Fast-spreading virus that makes people bloodthirsty psychos who kill everyone, THAT'S WHAT!
You may argue with me that this is not a horror story, but I would then ask you to take a look at Animal Mans son trying to stab his sister with a knife, and then tell me if you still think that it's not.
Ew...
A good story for the entire year, but Halloween, too.

That's all for now. See ya!











Friday, September 27, 2013

Avengers Vs. X-Men in 5 panels.



Look Summers, lets just say, for the sake of the argument, that your plan (that involve a destructive force that have to destroy before it give rebirth) works. WHY would you do that? How come creating more mutants are so important? Weren't you problem to begin with that you were feared and loathed by humanity? Why would you want that to anyone? And why Hope? Rachel controlled the Phoenix Force before, so why not her?


Cause you are a poophead Cap, THAT'S WHY!!!


Bonds are forever broken! ... Again... This is REALLY getting old.


What the heck do we need jets for? Have you seen the size oh that island?


Arise, Mega Ultra Chicken! ARISE!!!


No seriously. From then, its pretty much "Five Mutants Vs. Everyone Else."
(But jokes aside, its not Shakespeare, but it IS a pretty cool comic)