Friday, September 27, 2013

Avengers Vs. X-Men in 5 panels.



Look Summers, lets just say, for the sake of the argument, that your plan (that involve a destructive force that have to destroy before it give rebirth) works. WHY would you do that? How come creating more mutants are so important? Weren't you problem to begin with that you were feared and loathed by humanity? Why would you want that to anyone? And why Hope? Rachel controlled the Phoenix Force before, so why not her?


Cause you are a poophead Cap, THAT'S WHY!!!


Bonds are forever broken! ... Again... This is REALLY getting old.


What the heck do we need jets for? Have you seen the size oh that island?


Arise, Mega Ultra Chicken! ARISE!!!


No seriously. From then, its pretty much "Five Mutants Vs. Everyone Else."
(But jokes aside, its not Shakespeare, but it IS a pretty cool comic)

2 comments:

  1. Panel 1: I'll just let Scott speak for himself.
    Panel 2: "I told you to fuck off, Star Spangled Shithead."
    Panel 3: One Side will stand, one side will fall...
    Panel 4: OH CRAP THE DEATH STAR BOAT
    Panel 5: Fuck this shit, we're out.

    Now I want a Marvel and Looney Toons crossover. (DC did one once or twice)

    Shitty comic.

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  2. "Look Summers, lets just say, for the sake of the argument, that your plan (that involve a destructive force that have to destroy before it give rebirth) works. WHY would you do that?"
    The Phoenix Force always chooses mutants and, more specifically, the X-Men as it's audience when visiting the Earth. The fact that the Phoenix Force, a cosmic being, visits Earth's mutant population so often means something.

    "How come creating more mutants are so important?"
    Because they're a race that was unnaturally wiped out?

    "Weren't you problem to begin with that you were feared and loathed by humanity? Why would you want that to anyone?"
    Yes, humanity's problem is their fear and hatred of mutants. But transforming all mutants into humans isn't the answer. That's straight up genocide.

    "And why Hope? Rachel controlled the Phoenix Force before, so why not her?"
    The Phoenix Force left Rachel. Hope manifested apparitions of the Phoenix numerous times.

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