Once upon a time, there was a young man named Keitaro who studied hard to get into the university Todai.
And then one day, Naru got possessed by a evil sword.
Keitaro's little sister tried to seduce him.
Seta had to escape from the army of Molmol.
And a gigantic turtle prevented Keitaro and Naru from having sex.
...And they all lived happily ever after. The end...
What the firetruck did I just read?!?!