Holiday-specials in 5 panels.

Gather 'round, ye children, and I shall read you stories about the true meaning of Christmas.

 Sing carols instead of doing your job. 

Teach the old grumpy men the meaning of Christmas, then do it again next year, then the year after that, then the year after that, then the year after that....

 Santa DOES exist, so your parents, and anyone else you tells you otherwise, are dirty liars.

Dress up as ghosts and scare the shit out of elder citizens.

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