Iron Fist: The Seven Capital Cities of Heaven in 5 panels.

 We are the Imortal Weapons, champions of the seven cities of Heaven!

I am Fat Cobra! My size and strength is only outclassed by my speed!

 I am the Bride Of Nine Spiders! My heart pumps the coldest blood imaginable, and horrors inconceivable to mortal men.

 I'm the Prince Of Orphans! I can turn my body into mist, and slaughter armies alone!

HOLY SHIT, THE IMORTAL WEAPONS ARE SEVEN KINDS OF BADASS!!! Hey Ironfist, what do you do?

I punch stuff very hard!

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... Very, VERY hard!

... Cool, I guess...